Our lovely a cappella ensemble
Wolfe Lanier
“I kind of killed it in college. You know that saying "big fish in a small pond"? At Dartmouth college, I was freakin' Jaws in a community swimming pool”
― Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?
Gabe Gibson
I don't know why the network's taste changed to single-camera shows, but there's no bucking fashion trends. If that were possible, I'd still be wearing this amazing pair of light blue jeans I owned in college that had four built-in belts across the front.
Aurelia Garlock
Ragendagenfishenbedageldagel.
-Twilight, a Bad Lip Reading
Anna Hibbert
While all have excellent coffee, in a popularity contest, Starbucks wins. Starbucks coffee is everywhere. It's in malls, hotels, and even in some restrooms of existing Starbucks. It's insane to think that one day not that long ago John Starbuck asked his wife, "What if we serve strong coffee at three hundred degrees and charge five bucks for it?"
Adriana McCassim
At times coffee just feels to me like a sleping potion with a delayed time release that can only be remedied by additional coffee. Even the person who decided on the spelling of the word coffee seems to have had too much caffeine.
Max Slatton
I'm convinced that anyone who doesn't like Mexican food is a psycopath. It is a known fact that it is impossible to eat quality Mexican food and not be in a good mood afterward. Even bad Mexican food is better than 90 percent of all other foods.
Nick Wells
Bacon is the candy of meats. Bacon even defies its categorization as a food and becomes a metaphor for wealth. You take care of your family by "bringing home the bacon." When I bring home the bacon, I just buy more bacon. What else do we really want to spend our money on but bacon? I love everything about bacon. I even love the name Bacon. You can't tell me some of the success of Kevin Bacon isn't somehow tied to his name. After all, nobody wants to see a Kevin Tofu movie.
Ethan Wolf
Although then again, when you have just gone on a road trip to escape the memory of your nineteenth Katherine and are traipsing through south-central Tennessee on your way to see the grave of a dead Austro-Hungarian Archduke, maybe you don't have a right to go and think anything odd.
Mira Carlinnia
I like to think that coffee comes from beans; therefore, it's a vegetable. Coffee is the only thing most of us have for breakfast-or in my case, when I wake up in the afternoon. Coffee is a staple in our lives. Coffee plays such an important role in my life, I've contemplated getting coffee a Christmas present. I was thinking a mug. A mug that says WORLD'S GREATEST VEGETABLE. I need coffee to get out of bed and get through the day. However, after fifteen cups of coffee I do feel there is a diminishing return. It almost seems as if it starts to have the opposite effect, as processing all that caffeine exhausts my system.
Sarah Sirkin
People tend to behave differently around different food. For example, being around vegetables can make people lose their appetites and the close proximity of cake turns people into neurotic messes. Cake has such a magnetic effect. It is difficult to pretend you are not mesmerized by its captivating presence.
Emma Lenderman
I was a little excited but mostly blorft. "Blorft" is an adjective I just made up that means "Completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine and reacting to the stress with the torpor of a possum." I have been blorft every day for the past seven years.
Sophia Sherar
“if you can dance and be free and not embarrassed you can rule the world.”
― Amy Poehler, Yes Please
Wylie Emerson Withers
Don Fey dresses well. He has an artist's eye for mixing colors and prints. He wears tweedy jackets over sweater vests in the winter and seersucker suits in the summer. His garnet college ring shows off his well-groomed hands. He can still rock a hat.
Anna Johnson
I'm Anna, and I'm a tenor. I just recently joined the club, and I'm excited be able to do one of the activities I love best, singing. Additionally, I'm co-writing/directing/producing a film about an LGBT teen, named Poppy, with my friends.
Clara Smith
“I simply regard romantic comedies as a subgenre of sci-fi, in which the world created therein has different rules than my regular human world.”
― Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?
Emma (Jax) Jackson
“If I’m at a party where I’m not enjoying myself, I will put some cookies in my jacket pocket and leave without saying good-bye.”
― Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?
Kate Lindrum
“Everyone has a moment when they discover they love Amy Poehler.”
― Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?
Jeanette Tolleson
"Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen."
― Jim Gaffigan
Mary Claire Fagan
“You know when you say something but you want to change in the middle? Like one time I was a bout to say take care but changed in the middle to good luck so it sounded like TAKE LUCK.. If you have any luck take care of it. Take luck you now. SHUT UP!”
― Brian Regan, Live